1 00:00:01,182 --> 00:00:04,849 (dramatic orchestral music) 2 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:24,445 (dramatic orchestral music continues) 3 00:00:38,147 --> 00:00:42,647 (dramatic orchestral music continues) 4 00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:49,029 (air swooshing) 5 00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:50,490 (air swooshing) 6 00:00:50,490 --> 00:00:53,070 - The spaceship has entered the star system, Professor. 7 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:54,420 - Very good. 8 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,830 I want to show you something. 9 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:56,970 - Yes, sir. 10 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:58,590 - You should be very fortunate 11 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,870 that we're affording you this opportunity. 12 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:02,670 - Yes, Professor Zarren. 13 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:05,133 - Just look at your grades from last semester. 14 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:08,580 Ordinarily, we would merely expel a student 15 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:10,170 who had done so poorly. 16 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,670 - I understand. 17 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,370 - If you wish to earn your master's degree, 18 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:17,040 you're going to have to do some extra credit. 19 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,480 - What would that be? 20 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,050 - You're going to write a 100,000 word paper 21 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:25,020 on human cultural relations. 22 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,220 - Yes, sir. 23 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:29,010 - That will barely get you a passing mark. 24 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:32,010 And to do that, we're going to give you the opportunity 25 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:34,521 to visit Earth itself. 26 00:01:34,521 --> 00:01:35,354 - Oh! 27 00:01:37,114 --> 00:01:38,303 - Let me show you something. 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,070 This is Earth. 29 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:43,140 A very backwards planet. 30 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:46,713 But I'm sure you'll discover that for yourself, in time. 31 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,193 Come with me. 32 00:01:52,666 --> 00:01:55,916 (soft uplifting music) 33 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,713 Earth, as you know, or perhaps you don't, 34 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,707 is entirely unaware of life on planets other than its own. 35 00:02:09,707 --> 00:02:10,680 - Gosh! 36 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,063 - With that in mind, 37 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:17,220 you're not going to be able to reveal where you're from, 38 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,143 or any of your special abilities. 39 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,763 - But what abilities do I have that the Earthlings don't? 40 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:27,570 - You never really study, do you? 41 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:30,450 We will be implanting that information, 42 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:34,110 along with your cover story, into your mind with this. 43 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:40,197 (device beeping) 44 00:02:40,197 --> 00:02:42,780 (upbeat music) 45 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,200 (guns firing) 46 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,519 - Welcome to California. 47 00:02:47,519 --> 00:02:49,602 ♪ Body bouncin', hands are pounding ♪ 48 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,903 ♪ We're rollin', let's go outta control ♪ 49 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:55,768 ♪ Decapitation and mutilation ♪ 50 00:02:55,768 --> 00:02:58,152 - Pinch me and tell me I'm dreaming! 51 00:02:58,152 --> 00:03:01,107 ♪ Wet bodies clingin' in the sand ♪ 52 00:03:01,107 --> 00:03:02,328 ♪ And hands ♪ 53 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:03,981 ♪ Slammin' ♪ 54 00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:05,769 ♪ Pineapple tiki lamps ♪ 55 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:09,027 ♪ Everybody- (indistinct) ♪ 56 00:03:09,027 --> 00:03:11,527 (funky music) 57 00:03:14,806 --> 00:03:15,850 (spaceship engine roaring) 58 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:19,017 (passenger screaming) 59 00:03:20,221 --> 00:03:22,060 (air swooshing) 60 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:22,893 - Do you see that? 61 00:03:22,893 --> 00:03:24,570 - Do not start with that UFO stuff again, man. 62 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:25,503 It's too kooky. 63 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,553 - Be still my beating heart. 64 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,857 ♪ Monsters ♪ 65 00:03:31,857 --> 00:03:33,030 ♪ On the beach. ♪ 66 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,308 ♪ Monsters ♪ 67 00:03:34,308 --> 00:03:35,920 ♪ On the beach ♪ 68 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,067 ♪ Monsters ♪ 69 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:38,522 ♪ On the beach ♪ 70 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:41,423 ♪ Mom, I'm going dancing ♪ 71 00:03:41,423 --> 00:03:44,506 (upbeat synth music) 72 00:04:00,014 --> 00:04:00,847 (dram banging) 73 00:04:00,847 --> 00:04:03,645 (upbeat synth music continues) 74 00:04:03,645 --> 00:04:06,228 (dram banging) 75 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:09,932 (dram banging) 76 00:04:11,029 --> 00:04:13,612 (dram banging) 77 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:17,638 (air swooshing) 78 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:21,221 (spaceship engine roaring) 79 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:25,200 (ominous music) 80 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,223 - I think we're lost. 81 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,760 - Not just lost. 82 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,903 We're in the damn twilight zone. 83 00:04:34,903 --> 00:04:38,403 (ominous music continues) 84 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:58,130 - [Alien] I hope to understand your reproductive process. 85 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:01,140 - You guys were abducted by an alien 86 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:03,183 and had an orgy up in his ship? 87 00:05:06,157 --> 00:05:08,824 (ominous music) 88 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:16,560 - There's a Class 12 asteroid 89 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,060 on a collision course with Earth. 90 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,770 We're talking an extinction level event. 91 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,120 - [Alana] The asteroid you detected 92 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,130 is going to crash into this planet 93 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,960 causing the destruction of your world. 94 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,060 - But if we don't find a planet to colonize soon, 95 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,890 our whole race could become extinct. 96 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:32,520 - Dara and I are from a planet you know as Alpha Centauri. 97 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,140 - [Earthling] You're aliens? 98 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:34,973 - [Alana] Yes. 99 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:38,460 - [Dara] Hurry. 100 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:39,578 There's not much time. 101 00:05:39,578 --> 00:05:40,645 (gun firing) 102 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:43,645 (explosion booming) 103 00:05:45,676 --> 00:05:47,660 (upbeat music) 104 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,860 - You've just passed the outer edges of the galaxy 105 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,838 and we'll be at our final destination 106 00:05:51,838 --> 00:05:53,490 within a couple of hours. 107 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:56,550 - Your mission success is vital to every woman 108 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:57,964 on (indistinct). 109 00:05:57,964 --> 00:05:59,595 (groovy music) 110 00:05:59,595 --> 00:06:02,730 (machine booming) 111 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,910 - You have experience with them? 112 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:07,825 - I've had some experience. 113 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:11,440 (electricity buzzing) 114 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,341 (electricity buzzing) 115 00:06:12,341 --> 00:06:15,341 (explosion booming) 116 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,600 (dramatic music) 117 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,130 - We must capture the greatest minds 118 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,324 in all of earth science in order to ensure our success. 119 00:06:23,324 --> 00:06:25,530 (dramatic music) 120 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:27,150 - This young lady- 121 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:28,140 - Erica. 122 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:31,080 - Says that there are aliens out of a comic book 123 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,220 running amok in the city 124 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:35,201 and kidnapping our great female scientists. 125 00:06:35,201 --> 00:06:37,951 (dramatic music) 126 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:41,933 - Super ninja doll. 127 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:42,766 Go. 128 00:06:44,694 --> 00:06:46,023 - Whoa. 129 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:49,606 (dramatic music continues) 130 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,160 - Step aside, Earthlings. 131 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,743 We only want the nuclear tuna fish lady. 132 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,513 She is a powerful enemy. 133 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:17,570 - Would you have sex with that? 134 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,530 - In a heartbeat. 135 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,880 - Ah, that makes two of us. 136 00:07:22,988 --> 00:07:23,821 (tense music) 137 00:07:23,821 --> 00:07:26,400 - [Announcer] The Space Administration has just reported 138 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,070 that an unknown interstellar mass 139 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,919 has entered our solar system. 140 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:32,303 - [Galaxian Computer] Initiating teleportation 141 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:34,001 of live earth species now. 142 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:36,884 - What kind of business could you possibly have with me? 143 00:07:36,884 --> 00:07:38,250 - [Galaxian Computer] Each year we produce a calendar 144 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,280 featuring the most beautiful women of our star system. 145 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,040 We would like you to be our new photographer. 146 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,373 (tense music continues) 147 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,364 - Yeah. 148 00:07:58,364 --> 00:08:00,480 It was just like in Star Trek. 149 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,575 - Have you two been drinking? 150 00:08:02,575 --> 00:08:03,408 (bright music) 151 00:08:03,408 --> 00:08:05,520 (device beeping) 152 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,510 - Got it. 153 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:09,030 - Now, that will give you the basic understanding 154 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,800 of human behavior, 155 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,730 but your report is going to have to be much more detailed. 156 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:17,076 - Right, Professor, I won't let you down. 157 00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:18,933 - I'm sure you won't. 158 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,683 Now step into the transport tube. 159 00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:26,820 (footsteps shuffling) 160 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:30,630 I'll expect regular reports on your progress. 161 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:32,100 - Yes, sir. 162 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,290 - The tube can create an outfit for you 163 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:36,660 in line with Earth's fashions of today. 164 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,490 So you'll fit in more easily. 165 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:39,660 - I can't wait. 166 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:40,959 - Good luck, Lolita. 167 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:43,548 (door opening) 168 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:47,215 (electronic device beeping) 169 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:52,542 (machine whirring) 170 00:08:54,216 --> 00:08:56,193 (electronic device beeping) 171 00:08:56,193 --> 00:08:59,310 (air swooshing) 172 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,734 Good luck, earth. 173 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:02,640 (upbeat music) 174 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,170 - And as your new commander 175 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:06,454 of the intrepid mission to the Space Station. 176 00:09:06,454 --> 00:09:07,917 (group cheering) 177 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:09,540 Yes, yes, yes, I know. 178 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:13,286 As is tradition, the next round is on me. 179 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,669 (crowd cheering) 180 00:09:15,669 --> 00:09:17,610 - Congratulations. 181 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:19,500 Can I buy the hero a drink? 182 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,510 - [Announcer] The infamous Sasha, 183 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:23,854 international spy for hire. 184 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,563 - Have you made contact? 185 00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:27,510 - He's putty in my hands. 186 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,520 He'll do anything I ask. 187 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,030 Maybe you could take this with you when you go up to space? 188 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,460 When he installs the chip into the system, 189 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:38,565 it will turn the station into a giant space laser. 190 00:09:38,565 --> 00:09:41,315 (dramatic music) 191 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,583 (calm music) 192 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:48,702 (soft upbeat music) 193 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,398 - It is our last year, Sarah, aren't you excited? 194 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:57,690 - I am. 195 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,220 I've got Dr. Walton's class this year. 196 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,013 Everybody raves about it. 197 00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:02,850 - Who cares about classes, Dummy? 198 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:04,740 I'm talking about the parties. 199 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:06,900 You know, seniors have the best parties. 200 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,040 - They certainly do. 201 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,260 - Oh, now wouldn't you know. 202 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,896 How many times have you been a senior? 203 00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:12,904 - Ha, ha, ha. 204 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,970 Like three times. 205 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:16,350 - Hi Joe. 206 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,183 - Hi Brandy. 207 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,783 - Hello everyone. 208 00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:28,410 - Hey there, pretty lady, what's your name? 209 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,490 - Lolita. 210 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,930 - Oh, Lolita. 211 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,163 - [Lolita] No, Lolita. 212 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,860 - [Joe] Whatever, so are you new? 213 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,600 - Yeah, it's my first day. 214 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,310 I'm afraid I don't know anyone. 215 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:39,540 - Well, I'm Joe. 216 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,281 This is Brandy and this is Sarah. 217 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:42,152 - Hi. 218 00:10:42,152 --> 00:10:43,030 - Hello. 219 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,550 - So tell us about yourself. 220 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,570 Where are you from? 221 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,778 - I'm from Saginaw, Michigan. 222 00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:48,660 - Really? 223 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,010 I have cousins in Saginaw. 224 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,630 What part? 225 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,553 - Uh, the Saginaw part. 226 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,673 - [Joe] Well, it doesn't matter. 227 00:10:58,107 --> 00:11:01,050 - So did your family move here? 228 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,000 - No, I'm afraid it's just me 229 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,923 and I don't have anywhere to stay. 230 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:06,743 - Guys. 231 00:11:07,757 --> 00:11:09,060 - I dunno. 232 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,320 - [Joe] Come on, it'll be perfect. 233 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,512 - What? 234 00:11:11,512 --> 00:11:13,680 - Well, me, Brandy, and Sarah, 235 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,630 we got a place right off campus, 236 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:19,200 and our roommate just graduated last year. 237 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,982 - Yeah, finally. 238 00:11:20,982 --> 00:11:24,030 - We need a roommate, you need somewhere to stay. 239 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,320 It's like fate, right? 240 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,870 - Oh God, please. 241 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,030 - Well, I would love to live with you guys. 242 00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:33,330 I'm so new here and I have many questions. 243 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:35,040 - Well, then it's settled. 244 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,950 - It'll be fun to have another girl in the house. 245 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,300 - I suppose. 246 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,612 - Yeah, we'll take you there right after class, okay? 247 00:11:41,612 --> 00:11:43,860 - That's rad. 248 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,033 - Excuse me? 249 00:11:46,387 --> 00:11:49,109 (descending robotic tones) 250 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,970 - Oh, cool. 251 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,323 I mean, that's cool. 252 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:57,373 (light melodic music) 253 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,920 - Here we are, home, sweet home. 254 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,230 - We're gonna have so much fun this year. 255 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,270 - I sure hope so. 256 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,220 - Hey, I just noticed that you don't have any luggage. 257 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,660 Were you at a hotel? 258 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,250 - A hotel? 259 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,083 Oh yes. 260 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:24,510 A commercial establishment offering lodging to travelers. 261 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,950 Yes, my things are at the hotel. 262 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,720 I can pick them up later. 263 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,590 - Okay, on that note, I'm off to work. 264 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,880 - Where do you work? 265 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,550 - At the hospital, I'm a candy striper. 266 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:37,457 - You stripe candies? 267 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,750 - No, I'm a volunteer. 268 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,700 It's a part of my internship. 269 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,290 - Oh, well that sounds like a lot of fun. 270 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:45,183 Could I join you sometime? 271 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:47,340 - I don't know how much fun it is, 272 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,990 but I could ask permission. 273 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:49,823 - Thank you. 274 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,533 - All right, bye kids. 275 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:55,530 - Oh, I should get going myself. 276 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,271 - Do you stripe candies as well? 277 00:12:57,271 --> 00:13:00,600 - Hardly, I'm a cocktail waitress at the Corner Pub. 278 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,550 - I work there too, I'm a bartender. 279 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,530 - Do you have a job? 280 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:07,566 - No, but I'd love to learn more about yours. 281 00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,270 - Honey, I am a cocktail waitress. 282 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:11,580 It's hardly rocket science. 283 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,680 - Oh, I know all about rocket science. 284 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,638 I need to learn something new. 285 00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:18,499 (upbeat music) 286 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:21,990 - And how is everything in the world of science today? 287 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,180 - Well, that depends. 288 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,880 Chemistry and engineering are going just fine. 289 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,871 It's biology that we're having a problem with. 290 00:13:29,871 --> 00:13:32,880 - Perhaps the time is right to go 291 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,940 with Walter's specialized talents. 292 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,320 Maybe you'll have more luck. 293 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,677 - [Scientist] You mean build a woman? 294 00:13:39,677 --> 00:13:41,700 - [Dr. Carmichael] Why not? 295 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,590 Since the flesh and blood type 296 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,623 seems to be so mysterious to you. 297 00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:48,570 (hands slapping) 298 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:52,350 - [Scientist] You know Dr. Carmichael love doesn't come 299 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:55,050 from a mechanical device, 300 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:58,171 or from a potion or any of that nonsense. 301 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,330 - [Dr. Carmichael] You don't say. 302 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:04,290 - [Scientist] Love comes from somewhere deep inside. 303 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:06,951 And some guys, well, they have what it takes. 304 00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:08,673 - Good, very good, very good. 305 00:14:10,994 --> 00:14:14,161 (electricity buzzing) 306 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,190 And how are you feeling, my dear? 307 00:14:23,011 --> 00:14:24,163 (Bionica screaming) 308 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:24,996 (jolly music) 309 00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:26,751 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. 310 00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,084 Now not so fast. 311 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:29,972 Be careful. 312 00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:31,209 There's wires everywhere. 313 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:32,292 Now wait. 314 00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:33,584 Wait for me. (Bionica screaming) 315 00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:35,834 I just want to have a look. 316 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,310 (upbeat music) 317 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,550 - Droid is ready for activation. 318 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:44,135 One perfect, loving, 319 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,617 responsive, incredibly sexual woman, 320 00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:49,263 who will meet the needs of an anti-sexual world. 321 00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:54,420 (upbeat music continues) 322 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:55,263 - That's great. 323 00:14:58,590 --> 00:14:59,752 - [Engineer] Where do you think she's gone? 324 00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:00,585 - I don't know, but we gotta find her. 325 00:15:00,585 --> 00:15:01,920 I just hope that she's in a culture 326 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,620 that'll appreciate and accept her. 327 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:07,143 She's not a domestic or worker droid. 328 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,200 Let's remember what we designed her for. 329 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,423 - Doctor, I think she's responding just fine. 330 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,270 - [Engineer 2] Those sensations 331 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:30,070 are the most important feature. 332 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,650 - [Engineer] We've got an overload. 333 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,060 She's burning up. 334 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,763 - [Veronica] I was made for love and pleasure. 335 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,670 (groovy music) 336 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,223 - [Agent] Have they been deployed? 337 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,600 - They have. 338 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,430 The ocular cameras will go live 339 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,454 when they come within a hundred feet of their target. 340 00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:54,093 - [Agent] Good. 341 00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:59,093 - Excuse me, is this seat taken? 342 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,110 - [Target] It is now. 343 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,130 - Caught without your briefs. 344 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,390 Say cheese. 345 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,493 Your wife may want a wallet size. 346 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,975 - I am what's known as a bikini model. 347 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:13,593 - My favorite kind. 348 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:18,150 (door opening) 349 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,410 - Hi. 350 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,507 - You're not the cable guy. - Erm, no. 351 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,987 - [Senator] I can't afford another mishap. 352 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,450 - Unlike the other candidates in this race, 353 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:33,307 Senator Bushwhacker refuses to go negative. 354 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:35,039 - One thing's certain. 355 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:38,944 Despite the undisputed charms of our bikini models, 356 00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:42,280 we need new targets within the respective organizations 357 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,047 If we're able to take down their chief political strategist, 358 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,653 it's bound to have a negative impact on their campaigns. 359 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:55,560 (whimsical music) 360 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,063 - Okay. 361 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:00,000 Joe, you coming? 362 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,350 - Actually, I have a later shift. 363 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,030 I'll see you there though. 364 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:03,863 - Yeah. 365 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:08,250 Okay, but behave. 366 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,213 - Yes, mother. 367 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,523 So, how about a dip in the pool? 368 00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:22,230 - Are you sure Sarah won't mind me borrowing her bikini? 369 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,940 - No, why would she care? 370 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,800 - You guys have been so nice to me. 371 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,850 - Yeah, that's us. 372 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:28,115 Nice. 373 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,183 - There's so much you can teach me. 374 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,445 - How about I teach you right now? 375 00:17:33,445 --> 00:17:34,612 - Yes, please. 376 00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:38,481 (groovy music) 377 00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:44,117 (Lolita groaning) 378 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,480 - So what could possibly be troubling 379 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,040 a pretty lady like yourself? 380 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:56,873 - Look around. 381 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,142 Sometimes, I wish I was just invisible. 382 00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:02,910 (camera shuttering) 383 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,463 - There's only one possible Miss February. 384 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:10,631 At least, if you are a team player. 385 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,570 - Look, not interested. 386 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:14,190 - [Sarah] What kind of professor are you? 387 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,870 - I'm a professor of chemistry. 388 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,630 I just need a willing subject on which to test my formula. 389 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,640 I want to turn you invisible. 390 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,967 - Here goes nothing. 391 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:23,873 - You're... 392 00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:26,820 You're... - Invisible. 393 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:27,653 - [Professor] Yes. 394 00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:30,389 (Sarah groaning) 395 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,008 - [Sarah] Take this. 396 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,110 (Sarah laughing) 397 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:34,943 - Who said that? 398 00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:36,683 What's going on? 399 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,160 Ah. 400 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,833 - [Sarah] Take that. 401 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,666 And this. 402 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:46,173 Professor, this invisibility formula is so liberating. 403 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,220 - Beautiful, isn't she? 404 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,930 I call her Eve. 405 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,857 - Hey, you haven't been... 406 00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:58,300 - Oh, of course not. 407 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,790 Don't be ridiculous. 408 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,160 But she as cold as yesterday's fish. 409 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,840 - Nice rack. 410 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,683 - Not bad. 411 00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:09,371 (electricity buzzing) 412 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:15,213 (upbeat rock music) 413 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,190 You're alive. 414 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,813 You're really alive. 415 00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:24,359 - There is something strange about her. 416 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:25,759 I can't put my finger on it. 417 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:27,503 But I'd like to. 418 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,483 - Me too. 419 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,439 ♪ Another lonesome tale ♪ 420 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,522 ♪ About a lonely boy ♪ 421 00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:42,336 (soft rock music) 422 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,530 - Okay, Lolita, I'm off to work. 423 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,850 Place closes around two, 424 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,130 so I'll be done around at three or so. 425 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,140 So you'll probably be in bed when I get home. 426 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:54,104 - Would you like me to wait up for you? 427 00:19:54,104 --> 00:19:56,400 - Yeah, about that. 428 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,233 - Yes? 429 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,410 - I think it might not be a good idea 430 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,195 to mention that to Sarah or Brandy. 431 00:20:00,195 --> 00:20:02,970 - Why, did we do something wrong? 432 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,263 - No, not exactly. 433 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:08,460 Just, I don't wanna make the other girls jealous. 434 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,690 You know? 435 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,340 Like I'm playing favorites. 436 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,600 - I guess so, 437 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,090 then why don't you just have sex with them too? 438 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,320 - Wow. 439 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,690 They're really progressive in Saginaw, huh? 440 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:19,592 - What? 441 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:21,603 Saginaw, right. 442 00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:28,203 - Maybe we should just keep it our little secret. 443 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,140 You know, there's only so much of Joe to go around. 444 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,367 - Sure thing. 445 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:33,993 - That's my girl. 446 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,853 - What a strange race these humans are. 447 00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:46,830 - Here we are, Anita, our last year in college. 448 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,870 We gotta make our move this year. 449 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,250 Look a shooting star. 450 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,682 You make a wish on a shooting star, it'll come true. 451 00:20:52,682 --> 00:20:53,823 (choral singing) 452 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:56,160 (electricity buzzing) 453 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,610 - It's gonna be a great year. 454 00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,510 - How could it not be? 455 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,620 You girls are lucky enough 456 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,230 to have the two biggest studs on campus as your boyfriends. 457 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,063 - Yeah. 458 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:05,896 - Lucky? 459 00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:07,020 You guys are the lucky ones, 460 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,340 that you have the two hottest chicks 461 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:11,643 from the coolest sorority to even pay attention to you. 462 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,890 - [Anita] Well, what do you suggest we do? 463 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,623 We've been here for three years and nobody notices us. 464 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,013 - I don't know, it's gotta be big. 465 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,050 - What the heck just happened? 466 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:22,920 - I don't know. 467 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,388 - [Alien Captor] Welcome earthlings, to my Starship Polaris. 468 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,050 - [Anita] This can't be good. 469 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:32,541 - Welcome to the first day of rush week at Gamma Phi. 470 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,570 Now girls, tell us what qualifications you have 471 00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:37,863 to be Gamma Phi sisters. 472 00:21:38,729 --> 00:21:41,505 (upbeat rock music) 473 00:21:41,505 --> 00:21:43,982 - [Club Owner] You wouldn't be looking for a job, would you? 474 00:21:43,982 --> 00:21:46,482 - As a matter of fact, we are. 475 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,050 - [Bunny's Boyfriend] Boy, you sure are different 476 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,929 from the first time I saw you. 477 00:21:50,929 --> 00:21:52,179 - Yeah, I know. 478 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,657 What are you doing here? 479 00:21:54,657 --> 00:21:56,153 I thought you were dating Bunny. 480 00:21:57,152 --> 00:21:58,651 - [Bunny's Boyfriend] I am dating Bunny. 481 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,170 But that's only because all the guys in my fraternity 482 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:03,630 only date the girls in her sorority. 483 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,783 - [Marge] And because she's the hottest girl in school? 484 00:22:07,019 --> 00:22:08,731 - [Bunny's Boyfriend] Used to be. 485 00:22:08,731 --> 00:22:09,950 - [Marge] Got that right. 486 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:12,950 (upbeat rock music) 487 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:20,730 - As we've all learned, 488 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,550 in the future most of our universe will be destroyed 489 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,560 by an intergalactic war. 490 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,990 This war was brought on in part 491 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,370 by the discovery of our planet, 492 00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:31,920 by the Orion Deep Space satellite. 493 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,310 A satellite created by the man I'm married to. 494 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,840 This cannot happen. 495 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,191 - You still don't have the plans for the new satellite? 496 00:22:41,191 --> 00:22:44,220 - [Max] ] Not yet, but I'm close. 497 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,220 I'll have them soon. 498 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:50,033 - [Max's Boss] You do understand, time is of the essence. 499 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,510 - [Carla] What's the answer? 500 00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:53,010 - We must kill Max. 501 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:55,950 That's the only way to protect our world. 502 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:58,110 - Unfortunate but true. 503 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:01,410 He cannot be left to continue his work on the satellite. 504 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:03,270 - Why, I bet my life, 505 00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:05,920 I'll have those plans for you by the end of the week. 506 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,730 - You just did. 507 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:11,700 - [Carla] Is it really necessary to kill him? 508 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,467 Is there no other way? 509 00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:14,860 - No, he must die 510 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,027 - There. 511 00:23:18,027 --> 00:23:18,860 Better? 512 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,750 - We kept our promise. 513 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,720 I hope I can say the same for you. 514 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,569 - I have a pretty good idea of what you're up to. 515 00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:29,066 I don't blame you. 516 00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:31,649 You are, after all, only human. 517 00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:42,846 - Professor Zarren, I'm ready to report. 518 00:23:42,846 --> 00:23:45,596 (ethereal music) 519 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:52,834 (machine whirring) 520 00:23:53,887 --> 00:23:56,470 (door opening) 521 00:24:02,282 --> 00:24:03,870 - What strange attire. 522 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,760 - You don't know the half of it. 523 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,260 - That's a swimsuit, isn't it? 524 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:11,910 What's colloquially called a bikini? 525 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,310 - Yes, but it was the only thing I had to wear. 526 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,710 You didn't send me down there with a change of clothes? 527 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:20,040 - Ah, yes, well, frankly, 528 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,739 I didn't know how long you'd last down there. 529 00:24:22,739 --> 00:24:25,320 But I'll make sure you get all the clothes you need. 530 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,610 - Cool. 531 00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:27,810 - Hmm. 532 00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:30,600 I see you've picked up on the wretched grammar. 533 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,600 So tell me more about your interactions with the humans. 534 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,110 - Well, I met three college kids my age. 535 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,643 - I see. 536 00:24:39,558 --> 00:24:40,950 And you conversed with them? 537 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,120 - More than that. 538 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,680 I moved in with them. 539 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,110 I've been studying them in their home environment. 540 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,050 And tomorrow I'm going to see where they work. 541 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:50,853 My report will be just swell. 542 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:52,883 - Swell? 543 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:57,663 I think we may have to adjust your cortical implant. 544 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,501 Some of your information seems to be outdated. 545 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:02,910 - Whatevs. 546 00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:05,610 The best part was when the male roommate, Joe, 547 00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:08,550 introduced me to this thing they call sex. 548 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,290 - Sex, you say? 549 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:12,870 - Yes, it's this great thing they do down there. 550 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:14,254 Have you heard of it? 551 00:25:14,254 --> 00:25:15,540 - In passing. 552 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:18,420 - Whoever you are, don't shut me down. 553 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:21,150 The society is trying to stop me. 554 00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:23,820 It was all part of the cleansing. 555 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,683 And this is what the society's after. 556 00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:29,838 These, the stories. 557 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:32,200 (tense music) 558 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,367 (electricity zapping) 559 00:25:37,649 --> 00:25:39,137 - [Sherri] We're back on the ship. 560 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:42,014 - No one has ever escaped from here. 561 00:25:42,014 --> 00:25:43,890 - [Alien] This is no pleasure planet Earther. 562 00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,140 - [Alien 2] We're gonna give you a whole cut. 563 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:52,453 (upbeat dreamy music) 564 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:57,000 - [Lolita] It's amazing the tricks the mind can play. 565 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,433 - Look, it's not supposed to be 1955. 566 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,510 - [Lolita] Stories can lead to all sorts 567 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,983 of interesting discussions. 568 00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:15,617 - If you do this, we can go home. 569 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,055 (electricity zapping) 570 00:26:17,055 --> 00:26:20,222 (upbeat dreamy music) 571 00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:25,536 - [Lolita] Who controls the mind, controls everything. 572 00:26:25,536 --> 00:26:30,536 - [Sherri] They just wanted to watch. 573 00:26:35,557 --> 00:26:39,557 (upbeat dreamy music continues) 574 00:26:42,147 --> 00:26:44,283 - You'll what I'm talking about 575 00:26:44,283 --> 00:26:46,983 when you experience the stories. 576 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:56,344 Come on, love, danger's half the fun. 577 00:26:56,344 --> 00:26:57,633 - In passing. 578 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,660 What was it like? 579 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,580 - It was great, but for some reason, 580 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,859 he said, I shouldn't tell the others. 581 00:27:04,859 --> 00:27:07,320 - Ah, that's typical. 582 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,813 Secrecy is a big thing among the humans. 583 00:27:10,937 --> 00:27:13,980 So, tell me more about the sex. 584 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,710 - Well, it's like... 585 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:20,030 No, it's more like you have to put... 586 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:24,180 Gosh, professor, it's really hard to explain. 587 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,413 Can I just show you? 588 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,343 - Well in the interest of your report. 589 00:27:30,877 --> 00:27:34,199 (dramatic music) 590 00:27:34,199 --> 00:27:36,699 (tense music) 591 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:44,403 - Hey Tim, come check this out. 592 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,680 - [Gerald] We're rolling. 593 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,210 - Yes, Gerald, I know we are rolling 594 00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,040 because I did not say cut. 595 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,388 - And you, sit. 596 00:27:52,388 --> 00:27:53,500 - [Tim] Good find, B. 597 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,411 - Those must have been the original owners. 598 00:27:56,411 --> 00:27:58,078 - [Tim] A ghost still haunts us. 599 00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:00,033 - [Dory] I can feel her presence. 600 00:28:00,033 --> 00:28:01,680 - This woman, Cassandra Essex, 601 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,812 was a pouring star back in the eighties, 602 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,930 had this whole line of tapes called Cassex. 603 00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:09,180 And then one day she just disappears 604 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:10,720 off the face of the earth. 605 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,553 - Tim? 606 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,673 Dory? 607 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:16,490 - [Tim] No, this isn't what it looks like. 608 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:18,330 I can explain. 609 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,410 - [Dory] What are we ghosts now? 610 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:20,520 - [Tim] It's just a crazy trip. 611 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,480 We just gotta ride it out. 612 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,470 That's all it is. 613 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:24,030 - [Paramedic] You called for a paramedic? 614 00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:26,580 - [Dory] Wait, you can see us? 615 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,830 - [Paramedic] You have entered the next dimension, 616 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:30,180 the sex dimension 617 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,830 - Bitchin'. 618 00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:36,040 - Well, I don't find any of this very bitchin' Dory, 619 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,500 You've dragged my husband 620 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,650 into some kind of porno ghost planet. 621 00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:42,360 - [Tim] Oh, come on, it's not real. 622 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,740 - Where can I chain this up? 623 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:44,820 - It's Cassex. 624 00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:47,797 - I'll have to admit, since I've been here, 625 00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:52,797 I've been feeling certain urges. 626 00:28:53,535 --> 00:28:56,702 (electricity buzzing) 627 00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:01,200 - [Maggie] All work and no play 628 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,210 makes you very, very frustrated. 629 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:04,773 - I am not frustrated. 630 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,650 - Okay. 631 00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:11,643 I won't say another word except happy birthday. 632 00:29:12,882 --> 00:29:15,465 (smooth music) 633 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,220 - [Announcer] Welcome to Virtual Encounters. 634 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,639 - Oh my God, you scared me. 635 00:29:21,639 --> 00:29:24,556 (scanner whirring) 636 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,270 - [Announcer] You have nothing to fear. 637 00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:28,920 You are about to experience 638 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,113 the greatest thrill of your adult life. 639 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,050 - What is this? 640 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:36,570 - [Announcer] Your gateway to pleasure. 641 00:29:36,570 --> 00:29:38,103 Please, disrobe. 642 00:29:41,704 --> 00:29:44,371 (air swooshing) 643 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,080 Virtual Encounters is a personalized private excursion 644 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,933 into the realms of your heart's deepest desires. 645 00:29:52,801 --> 00:29:57,486 - [Amy] I was right there. 646 00:29:57,486 --> 00:30:00,153 (air swooshing) 647 00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:05,502 (upbeat smooth music) 648 00:30:06,957 --> 00:30:08,603 (air swooshing) 649 00:30:08,603 --> 00:30:11,130 - [Announcer] I think you are finally appreciating 650 00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:13,276 all that virtual encounter has to offer. 651 00:30:13,276 --> 00:30:14,550 - [Amy] I guess I just had so much 652 00:30:14,550 --> 00:30:16,173 bottled up inside me. 653 00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:20,190 - [Announcer] As I have shown you in a virtual encounter, 654 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:21,603 you can take many forms. 655 00:30:25,530 --> 00:30:29,400 - [Amy] Now I really know how the other half lives. 656 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,770 - [Announcer] There are more aspects to your sexuality 657 00:30:31,770 --> 00:30:33,350 that you have not explored. 658 00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:34,287 - [Amy] I want more. 659 00:30:34,287 --> 00:30:36,183 You are killing me, Robbie. 660 00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:41,790 - [Announcer] It is obvious that this form of stimulation 661 00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:42,953 is too much for you to handle. 662 00:30:42,953 --> 00:30:44,910 - [Amy] Is that a challenge? 663 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:47,523 - [Announcer] Merely an observation. 664 00:30:47,523 --> 00:30:49,593 Nothing beats the real thing. 665 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:56,150 - [Amy] It's incredible. 666 00:31:00,398 --> 00:31:01,231 (ominous music) 667 00:31:01,231 --> 00:31:03,154 - Here goes nothing. 668 00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:05,821 (air swooshing) 669 00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:10,950 - You really wanna be with her, 670 00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:12,250 'cause I can arrange that. 671 00:31:13,632 --> 00:31:15,283 It's a virtual reality system. 672 00:31:15,283 --> 00:31:17,100 A computer generated environment that allows you 673 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,860 to interact in cyberspace with any number of programs. 674 00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:21,000 You can do anything. 675 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,220 You can be anyone you want. 676 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,750 - That's me, cool. 677 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,693 - Make love to me one last time. 678 00:31:32,550 --> 00:31:34,260 - [Onlooker] What the hell are you doing? 679 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,400 - So what's all this we've been hearing 680 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,320 about some kind of perverted internet thing? 681 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,543 - It's not perverted, it's virtual reality. 682 00:31:40,581 --> 00:31:43,122 We are going to be rich. 683 00:31:43,122 --> 00:31:45,789 (air swooshing) 684 00:31:48,154 --> 00:31:50,654 (tense music) 685 00:31:53,961 --> 00:31:55,009 - Come on now. 686 00:31:55,009 --> 00:31:57,503 I don't wanna be the last one on campus who's tried it. 687 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,430 I could feel everything. 688 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:03,863 - I wonder what got into her. 689 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:12,923 - This is great. 690 00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:23,654 (drums beating) 691 00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,720 (quiet electronic beeping) 692 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:32,400 - Your first report was outstanding Lolita. 693 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,960 - Thank you, Professor. 694 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,780 - But I'll expect much more in your next report. 695 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,130 - Of course. 696 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:40,410 - In fact, I'd like you to delve more 697 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:43,080 into this earth custom of sex. 698 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,720 We have nothing like it in our own culture. 699 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,930 I think it'll be a great learning experience for you. 700 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:50,640 - It already has been. 701 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,770 - I don't mean just participating. 702 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:55,590 I want you to actually observe the native population 703 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:57,690 engaging in the activity. 704 00:32:57,690 --> 00:32:59,469 - I would be happy to do that. 705 00:32:59,469 --> 00:33:01,783 - I'm sure you will. 706 00:33:01,783 --> 00:33:02,616 (Lolita laughing) 707 00:33:02,616 --> 00:33:03,480 (upbeat music) 708 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,320 (spaceship booming) 709 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,550 - [Vala] This is Val 27, 710 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:06,900 report to the bridge. 711 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,483 (door opening) 712 00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:13,136 (ethereal music) 713 00:33:20,481 --> 00:33:22,620 - We are in orbit around the planet. 714 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:23,453 - Excellent. 715 00:33:23,453 --> 00:33:24,540 Turn on the monitoring equipment. 716 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:26,590 Let's see what transmissions we can find. 717 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,273 - Right. 718 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:30,180 - Nothing will stand in the way 719 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:33,510 of our complete domination of the galaxy. 720 00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:36,150 - [Isis] The computer has identified two perfect subjects 721 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:37,550 for us to use as camouflage. 722 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,990 - [Subject 1] Hey, look at that. 723 00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:40,890 - [Subject 2] What is it? 724 00:33:40,890 --> 00:33:43,115 (object whirring) 725 00:33:43,115 --> 00:33:44,222 - Vala? 726 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,055 - Isis? 727 00:33:45,055 --> 00:33:46,710 - You are Jim. 728 00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:49,140 - [Jim] Veronica's been acting really weird. 729 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:52,140 - [Isis] For the last week, we have inhabited the bodies 730 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,373 of your wives. 731 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,150 - [Jim] Oh really? 732 00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:59,580 - Oh, and I suggest you tell no one. 733 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,471 I doubt they would believe you anyway. 734 00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:03,615 (ethereal music) 735 00:34:03,615 --> 00:34:06,282 (air swooshing) 736 00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:15,097 (electronic device warbling) 737 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,770 - Okay, sector 72 all clear. 738 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,960 Moving on to sector 73. 739 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,440 - Sectors 73, moving on from planet Neptune, 740 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,420 on to planet Pluto. 741 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:33,170 - Ah, remember Pluto's not a planet anymore. 742 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:34,793 It's now a dwarf planet. 743 00:34:34,793 --> 00:34:37,801 - I don't like to judge by size. 744 00:34:37,801 --> 00:34:39,351 - Oh, well that's good to know. 745 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,413 - Sector 73, all clear. 746 00:34:44,492 --> 00:34:47,883 - Roger that, all clear. 747 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:52,410 - Just like sector one through 72. 748 00:34:52,410 --> 00:34:54,000 God, how much longer do we have to keep looking 749 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,050 into deep space? 750 00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,820 This is so boring. 751 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,834 - What, are you kidding me? 752 00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:00,210 This experimental software 753 00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:01,650 is a hundred times more effective 754 00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:03,375 than the old stuff we were using. 755 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:05,610 - Yeah, so I get to see 756 00:35:05,610 --> 00:35:08,070 that space is a hundred times more empty 757 00:35:08,070 --> 00:35:09,750 than we all thought. 758 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,040 - You know, you should consider yourself lucky 759 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,380 that you were selected to help me test this. 760 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,820 I mean, I developed the software 761 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,950 and it's classified to the highest level. 762 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,330 Nobody's even gonna get this 763 00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,674 until we're done with the testing trials. 764 00:35:20,674 --> 00:35:24,570 - Woo hoo. 765 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,560 - Alright then. 766 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,343 Moving on from sector 73 to sector 74. 767 00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:31,143 - Scanning. 768 00:35:32,118 --> 00:35:35,785 (electronic device beeping) 769 00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:38,213 - Hello. 770 00:35:39,813 --> 00:35:42,004 Where the hell is everybody? 771 00:35:42,004 --> 00:35:43,329 (upbeat music) 772 00:35:43,329 --> 00:35:44,580 What in the hell is going on here? 773 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:47,010 - [Mabel] The end of Andromeda. 774 00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:50,130 The pleasure planet is over. 775 00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:54,000 Nowadays it's all virtual reality and programmable dates. 776 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,940 No one wants to do it the old fashioned way anymore. 777 00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:58,560 Take a look around. 778 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,660 I've got no girls. 779 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,070 - Don't you worry Mabel. 780 00:36:02,070 --> 00:36:03,365 We're gonna take care of this. 781 00:36:03,365 --> 00:36:06,420 'Cause I know where the women are the most beautiful 782 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:09,247 and the most beguiling in the universe. 783 00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:12,611 - Is this Eros? 784 00:36:12,611 --> 00:36:14,310 - This is it. 785 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:17,216 Even though this planet's only colonized by women, 786 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,533 they all don't get along. 787 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,560 - [Jeeter] Take me to your leader. 788 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,750 - But you are our leader. 789 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:34,530 - You were caught trespassing in our territory. 790 00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:36,330 There are no men allowed. 791 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,313 - Does this please his majesty? 792 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,390 - [Jeeter] Oh, yes. 793 00:36:42,390 --> 00:36:44,580 - Men are a disease. 794 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:48,300 They infect us, distract us, 795 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,153 and generally lower the standard of living. 796 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,540 This man is violating me. 797 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,343 Prepare him for his execution. 798 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,790 - Let's go, come on, we can get outta here now. 799 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,383 - I can't leave my people. 800 00:37:14,686 --> 00:37:19,290 - [Narrator] Men, one kiss from an incredible woman 801 00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:20,643 and they turned to putty. 802 00:37:27,657 --> 00:37:29,306 (funky music) 803 00:37:29,306 --> 00:37:31,889 (wolf howling) 804 00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:41,722 ♪ I like to be satisfied ♪ 805 00:37:41,722 --> 00:37:42,960 - A man? 806 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,793 - Yes, a man. 807 00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:46,200 He probably took a wrong turn on the intergalactic highway 808 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,220 and crashed here. 809 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:50,130 - There's a little thing here called frontier justice. 810 00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:54,930 This here badge gives me the right to do whatever I see fit 811 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:56,047 to carry out the law. 812 00:37:57,063 --> 00:37:59,563 (funky music) 813 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:10,503 Oh, spaceman. 814 00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:16,353 Maybe Earth men are different. 815 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:20,070 - [Delia] And who better to know than you? 816 00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:24,150 - Boy, I can't wait for the next guy who shows up. 817 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:25,053 - He's mine. 818 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:28,890 - [Announcer] In a far off region of space, 819 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,000 this lonely crew- 820 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,833 - [Jason] Both of you spent so much time 821 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,480 in the virtual chamber it's a wonder either one of you knows 822 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,590 how to handle a real woman. 823 00:38:34,590 --> 00:38:36,750 - [Announcer] Will soon acquire 824 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,493 a mysterious cargo- 825 00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:41,040 - Where ambassadors from Credos. 826 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,270 We're to join with the high commander 827 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:43,800 of the Galactic Alliance. 828 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,990 - [Astronaut] They are genetically empathic. 829 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,490 - What do you mean, they can read minds? 830 00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:49,980 - [Astronaut] Not so much read minds as sense feelings. 831 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,313 - Jason. 832 00:38:51,313 --> 00:38:53,271 - Perhaps I could soothe you. 833 00:38:53,271 --> 00:38:56,188 (enchanting music) 834 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,500 - Look, she wants me. 835 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,610 - You obviously don't see 836 00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:06,880 what these women are doing to you. 837 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,180 - Look, you should try it. 838 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:14,970 - We don't wanna go to the alliance. 839 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,490 - Ambassador Galen. 840 00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:19,470 The Alliance is expecting us to deliver this cargo 841 00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:20,303 and if they don't get it, 842 00:39:20,303 --> 00:39:21,801 they won't stop until they do. 843 00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:24,210 (explosion booming) 844 00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:25,140 - Direct hit. 845 00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:26,863 - Prepare to die. 846 00:39:26,863 --> 00:39:28,296 (blasters firing) 847 00:39:28,296 --> 00:39:29,340 (explosion booming) 848 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:32,003 - [Announcer] Will this crew continue on their mission? 849 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,530 Or journey through the deepest parts of their desires? 850 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,447 (enchanting music) 851 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,100 - [Narrator] There's a secret to our pleasures. 852 00:39:53,687 --> 00:39:56,020 - [Announcer] Pleasurecraft. 853 00:39:58,170 --> 00:40:00,030 - So, by the way, 854 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:03,000 what's going on with that girlfriend of yours? 855 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,833 - Girlfriend? 856 00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:05,243 You mean Candy? 857 00:40:05,243 --> 00:40:07,080 I wouldn't call her my girlfriend. 858 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,846 We just started seeing each other. 859 00:40:08,846 --> 00:40:12,210 - Just like a man, terrified of commitment. 860 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,620 - I am not. 861 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:14,580 - Well, what are you? 862 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,680 Afraid that if you get stuck with one girl, 863 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,660 you're gonna miss out on something? 864 00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:20,011 - No, not at all. 865 00:40:20,011 --> 00:40:22,320 - Are you sure? 866 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,600 - Of course, I'm sure. 867 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,980 What are you getting at? 868 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,900 - Steve, this universe has been around 869 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:30,543 for over 14 billion years. 870 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,279 - Right. 871 00:40:32,279 --> 00:40:34,713 - So it'll still be around 872 00:40:34,713 --> 00:40:36,993 if we took a little time off. 873 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:42,592 - Okay. 874 00:40:42,592 --> 00:40:43,425 (upbeat music) 875 00:40:43,425 --> 00:40:44,695 ♪ He's mine ♪ 876 00:40:44,695 --> 00:40:45,890 ♪ So fine ♪ 877 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:48,037 - I know that I used to be important to you, 878 00:40:48,037 --> 00:40:50,460 until the school business got in the way. 879 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:52,110 - You know this job is important to me. 880 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:53,655 - I'm not talking about this job, Candy. 881 00:40:53,655 --> 00:40:56,280 I'm talking about all those sweet, sweet nights 882 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,750 that we used to spend together. 883 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,843 - Rick, you know, that's all over. 884 00:40:59,843 --> 00:41:01,988 I started seeing a really nice guy 885 00:41:01,988 --> 00:41:03,660 and I don't wanna screw it up. 886 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:04,493 - Who? 887 00:41:04,493 --> 00:41:06,490 That scientist guy, Steve? 888 00:41:06,490 --> 00:41:08,610 You told me it wasn't exclusive with him. 889 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:12,041 - Yeah, but he's a really great guy. 890 00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:14,283 And look at the necklace he just got me. 891 00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:17,640 - Well, ain't that sweet. 892 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,194 But I don't see a ring on your finger. 893 00:41:20,194 --> 00:41:21,027 - I know. 894 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:24,270 So can I go? 895 00:41:24,270 --> 00:41:26,354 It's getting slow, Athena can cover. 896 00:41:26,354 --> 00:41:29,104 (ethereal music) 897 00:41:47,265 --> 00:41:49,590 - Anything over in sector 98? 898 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,873 - No, sector 98 is clear. 899 00:41:53,715 --> 00:41:54,720 (electronic device beeping) 900 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,553 - [Steve] Holy crap. 901 00:41:55,553 --> 00:41:56,700 - What, what? 902 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,540 - No, look at this. 903 00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:58,650 There's a class 12 asteroid 904 00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,240 on a collision course with Earth. 905 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,656 - Is that bad? 906 00:42:01,656 --> 00:42:02,850 - Is that bad? 907 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:04,080 Are you serious? 908 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,460 With that trajectory and that velocity, 909 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,260 it's gonna be here in six hours. 910 00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:09,240 - What kind of damage can that do? 911 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,330 - Right now we're looking at a 3000 mile wide asteroid. 912 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,289 We're talking an extinction level event. 913 00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:15,930 - And you know all this 914 00:42:15,930 --> 00:42:17,790 because of your experimental software? 915 00:42:17,790 --> 00:42:18,960 - Exactly. 916 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,220 We have to do something. 917 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,483 - What can we do? 918 00:42:23,716 --> 00:42:26,287 - The Goldberg plasma cannon. 919 00:42:26,287 --> 00:42:27,390 - Steve... 920 00:42:27,390 --> 00:42:29,760 - It's the only thing that can deflect this asteroid. 921 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,720 - Steve. 922 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,170 - The Air Force completed construction on it 923 00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:34,950 six months ago and it's just an hour away up the mountain. 924 00:42:34,950 --> 00:42:36,510 We can go there, we can do this. 925 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:37,620 - Steve, don't you remember? 926 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,900 There was a key part of the software of the plasma cannon 927 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,670 that was never installed. 928 00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:42,840 - Of course. 929 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,660 - They were afraid it was gonna be leaked into enemy hands, 930 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:47,664 or maybe even hit the black market. 931 00:42:47,664 --> 00:42:50,540 - So as is, the cannon is totally useless. 932 00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:52,803 - I guess there's nothing that can be done. 933 00:42:55,710 --> 00:42:57,888 - No, I have an idea. 934 00:42:57,888 --> 00:42:58,721 Come on, come with me. 935 00:42:58,721 --> 00:43:00,336 - Wait, wait, what is it? 936 00:43:00,336 --> 00:43:01,917 (light music) 937 00:43:01,917 --> 00:43:03,660 (upbeat music) 938 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:06,060 - Hey, if we have to get home before our parental units, 939 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:08,243 dude, don't you think you better step on it Xena? 940 00:43:08,243 --> 00:43:09,894 (upbeat music) 941 00:43:09,894 --> 00:43:12,561 (all screaming) 942 00:43:19,561 --> 00:43:22,630 (dinosaur roaring) 943 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,463 (all screaming) 944 00:43:23,463 --> 00:43:25,080 - Dinosaurs, chase those chicks. 945 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,445 I command you. 946 00:43:26,445 --> 00:43:28,140 (dinosaur roaring) 947 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:31,123 - He's one of those (indistinct) 948 00:43:31,123 --> 00:43:34,153 - I like fire in a woman, it turns me on. 949 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,763 - What are you talking about? 950 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:38,786 - Got to go. 951 00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:41,734 (dinosaur roaring) 952 00:43:41,734 --> 00:43:44,317 (upbeat music) 953 00:43:51,057 --> 00:43:53,640 - [Professor] The experiment was a smashing success. 954 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,460 We took you all the way back to 1780. 955 00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:57,750 - That's incredible. 956 00:43:57,750 --> 00:44:02,103 But I think I might have misbehaved a little professor. 957 00:44:02,103 --> 00:44:04,350 - Yes, you were very naughty. 958 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,330 I think one of the phenomenons of time travel 959 00:44:06,330 --> 00:44:09,930 is that it makes people lose certain inhibitions. 960 00:44:09,930 --> 00:44:13,953 It makes them feel like giving into their secret desires. 961 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,943 (upbeat rock music) 962 00:44:20,730 --> 00:44:22,710 - And I am so horny right now. 963 00:44:22,710 --> 00:44:24,442 What's going on? 964 00:44:24,442 --> 00:44:26,283 - It's a side effect of time travel. 965 00:44:27,510 --> 00:44:29,760 - [Lara] What can we do about it? 966 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,421 - [Sara] Nothing. 967 00:44:31,421 --> 00:44:32,880 We just have to get it out of the way 968 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,743 so we can get on with our mission. 969 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:38,553 - [Lara] You mean let's not waste time. 970 00:44:40,522 --> 00:44:42,960 - [Announcer] Bored by their husbands... 971 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,430 - How do you keep Howard interested? 972 00:44:44,430 --> 00:44:45,450 - To make love with Howard, 973 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,040 you have got to schedule an appointment 974 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,320 six weeks in advance. 975 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,680 - [Announcer] These two ladies are looking for an adventure, 976 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,113 in a town that once was. 977 00:44:58,590 --> 00:45:02,183 But they'll get more than they bargained for. 978 00:45:02,183 --> 00:45:03,016 - What? 979 00:45:03,016 --> 00:45:04,092 - I'm stuck. 980 00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:06,660 - [Time Traveler] Like, what year is this again? 981 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,370 - 1888. 982 00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:10,686 - [Announcer] An adventure through time. 983 00:45:10,686 --> 00:45:12,750 - Oh, I got a pistol, all right. 984 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:14,580 The question is, can you handle it? 985 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,890 - [Announcer] Now to get back, 986 00:45:16,890 --> 00:45:19,143 they must adapt to the old ways. 987 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:22,200 - Can I get you boys everything else? 988 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,539 - [Announcer] And discover just how wild the west can be. 989 00:45:26,539 --> 00:45:29,079 - Keep your hands off the chef. 990 00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:30,712 - Oh, keep your hands off of me. 991 00:45:30,712 --> 00:45:34,113 - [Time Traveler] I want him to do things to me. 992 00:45:34,113 --> 00:45:35,873 - There ain't nothing wrong with that. 993 00:45:35,873 --> 00:45:36,811 (plate hitting head) 994 00:45:36,811 --> 00:45:39,419 (door opening) 995 00:45:39,419 --> 00:45:40,878 (fist hitting face) 996 00:45:40,878 --> 00:45:43,961 (upbeat blues music) 997 00:45:46,992 --> 00:45:48,616 (door breaking) 998 00:45:48,616 --> 00:45:52,214 - Things around here, are curiouser and curious. 999 00:45:52,214 --> 00:45:53,807 - [Announcer] Time gate. 1000 00:45:53,807 --> 00:45:55,974 Tales of the Saddletramps. 1001 00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,980 - After years of extensive research, 1002 00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:01,110 we were able to propel an individual 1003 00:46:01,110 --> 00:46:03,900 into any period along the time stream. 1004 00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,763 - We should take a trip. 1005 00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:09,360 - Where's Leon? 1006 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,910 - I think he's back in the court of Louis the 16th. 1007 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,793 - Marie Antoinette. 1008 00:46:13,793 --> 00:46:14,700 - Who are you? 1009 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:16,331 - I have to bring Leon back on my own. 1010 00:46:16,331 --> 00:46:19,417 (electronic device beeping) 1011 00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:20,670 (upbeat pulsing music) 1012 00:46:20,670 --> 00:46:21,814 Is this Paris? 1013 00:46:21,814 --> 00:46:22,814 (hands clapping) 1014 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:23,670 Hey. 1015 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:25,650 - [Palace Worker] All men are forbidden in the palace. 1016 00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:28,200 Unless you're a guard or a eunuch. 1017 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,263 - Well, Leon's definitely not a eunuch. 1018 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,713 - The only man you will ever make love to will be me. 1019 00:46:36,991 --> 00:46:39,341 - A long time, I was off there about 400 years. 1020 00:46:41,790 --> 00:46:43,233 - Shouldn't you be wearing something? 1021 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:44,076 (door banging open) 1022 00:46:44,076 --> 00:46:45,953 You know, if you're trying to distract me, 1023 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,173 it's working. 1024 00:46:50,434 --> 00:46:53,017 (upbeat music) 1025 00:47:34,770 --> 00:47:37,064 (machine whirring) 1026 00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,424 (electronic device beeping) 1027 00:47:38,424 --> 00:47:40,320 - Hello, Chuck, Darlene and Melissa. 1028 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,690 If you are viewing this, assume the worst. 1029 00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:45,617 M6, the newly formed government intelligence agency 1030 00:47:45,617 --> 00:47:48,540 has threatened to take over the time travel program. 1031 00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:51,330 - When she said assume the worst, what does she mean? 1032 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:53,640 - It means Professor Conrad is no longer with us. 1033 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,253 You three are working for us now. 1034 00:47:57,450 --> 00:47:59,670 Did I mention that you have no choice? 1035 00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:00,716 - Now? 1036 00:48:00,716 --> 00:48:03,180 (person groaning) 1037 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,190 - I've programmed the timeline coordinates 1038 00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:06,510 into the activate remotes. 1039 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:08,520 We can skip through time, plant the beacons 1040 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,807 and be home before dinner. 1041 00:48:09,807 --> 00:48:11,160 (air swooshing) 1042 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,540 - Witch. 1043 00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:14,190 - Relax, Arthur. 1044 00:48:14,190 --> 00:48:16,738 - Arthur, Merlin, oh boy. 1045 00:48:16,738 --> 00:48:17,571 (air swooshing) 1046 00:48:17,571 --> 00:48:18,720 - They're gonna do all of our dirty work 1047 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,784 and we're gonna get to reap the rewards. 1048 00:48:20,784 --> 00:48:22,260 You are so evil. 1049 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:23,310 - Welcome to Camelot. 1050 00:48:24,176 --> 00:48:25,551 - Hey man. 1051 00:48:25,551 --> 00:48:27,120 Far out, man. 1052 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,440 - I can't track them. 1053 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,290 They're lost in time. 1054 00:48:30,290 --> 00:48:32,010 - [Time Traveler's Lover] Before you go have a brownie. 1055 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:32,843 - Whoa. 1056 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,580 - You are to be here at this moment 1057 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:38,490 and to be with Arthur, in the connubial sense. 1058 00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:39,570 - Oh boy. 1059 00:48:39,570 --> 00:48:40,860 - [Merlin] Well, his real problem is 1060 00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:42,723 he's never been with any ladies. 1061 00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:47,680 - Step away from the machine. 1062 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:54,000 - [Arthur] I've never felt so free, so alive. 1063 00:48:56,790 --> 00:48:58,363 - Now how do you feel? 1064 00:48:59,526 --> 00:49:00,840 (upbeat music) 1065 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,540 - [Time Traveler] This doesn't look like 1968. 1066 00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:05,760 - Just a little less- (indistinct) 1067 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,450 - [Announcer] Yes, the great man himself, Leonardo Da Vinci. 1068 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:10,283 - [Time Traveler 2] Yeah, 1069 00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:12,360 I've already affected enough history. 1070 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,770 - [Time Traveler] Arthur's convinced that he loves me 1071 00:49:13,770 --> 00:49:14,970 and wants to marry. 1072 00:49:14,970 --> 00:49:17,613 - Wow, I think I'm having an acid flashback. 1073 00:49:20,730 --> 00:49:23,853 - [Arthur] Let's start a new history for us right now. 1074 00:49:25,864 --> 00:49:27,301 (air swooshing) 1075 00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:29,884 (upbeat music) 1076 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:33,480 - [Announcer] In the distant future... 1077 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,190 - Entire planets became part 1078 00:49:35,190 --> 00:49:37,350 of the great corporation of America. 1079 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,960 - [Announcer] Sex has become a crime. 1080 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,630 - [Criminal] You know that all carnal activities 1081 00:49:42,630 --> 00:49:44,010 are against the law. 1082 00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:46,380 - You mean sex wasn't against the law back then? 1083 00:49:46,380 --> 00:49:49,470 - An uptight bitch named Camella Swales 1084 00:49:49,470 --> 00:49:50,760 started the movement. 1085 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,060 She had no use for sex herself, so she convinced the board 1086 00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:55,920 that there wasn't any profit in it. 1087 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,110 - [Announcer] But to change our future... 1088 00:49:58,110 --> 00:49:59,730 - Wow, look at Miss August. 1089 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,290 Samantha Cummings. 1090 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:03,510 And to think people gave this up for a dental plan. 1091 00:50:03,510 --> 00:50:05,790 - [Announcer] They will devise a plan. 1092 00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:08,880 - What the hell is it? - It's a time chamber. 1093 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,840 - How do you know? 1094 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,220 - 'Cause I'm smart. 1095 00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:12,780 And it says so right down there 1096 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:15,273 - [Announcer] To return to the past. 1097 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:17,402 (doors closing) 1098 00:50:17,402 --> 00:50:19,620 (upbeat music) 1099 00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,180 - We've come from your future. 1100 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,290 Our mission here is to prevent 1101 00:50:22,290 --> 00:50:24,120 a corporate takeover of the planet 1102 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,373 and the banning of sex between consenting adults. 1103 00:50:27,373 --> 00:50:28,206 (electricity buzzing) 1104 00:50:28,206 --> 00:50:29,730 - [Announcer] Now they're dressing up. 1105 00:50:29,730 --> 00:50:32,190 - [Student] This is an all girls school, remember. 1106 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:34,140 - I'm not dressing up as a girl. 1107 00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:35,100 You can't make me. 1108 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,230 - [Announcer] And going undercover. 1109 00:50:37,230 --> 00:50:39,450 - Ingrid and Heidi, is it? 1110 00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:40,622 - Uh huh. 1111 00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:41,520 - Hello. 1112 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,320 - I'm Samantha, Samantha Cummings. 1113 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,925 - [Announcer] And to save the world from a terrible fate. 1114 00:50:46,925 --> 00:50:49,687 - It's Camella Swales, she's got to be stopped. 1115 00:50:49,687 --> 00:50:51,659 (Camella grunting) 1116 00:50:51,659 --> 00:50:53,820 - All we have to do is find the right person for her. 1117 00:50:53,820 --> 00:50:55,470 It could change her entire outlook. 1118 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:57,690 - Make love to Camella Swales? 1119 00:50:57,690 --> 00:50:59,226 You're out of your mind. 1120 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:00,750 - Here's the bad news, there's a cyborg after us. 1121 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:01,793 - [Time Traveler] A cyborg? 1122 00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:04,260 - I have been engineered to replicate 1123 00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:07,500 the perfect physical specimen of man, in every way. 1124 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:10,470 - In every way? 1125 00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:12,283 - Get a load of this sweet cake. 1126 00:51:12,283 --> 00:51:14,232 (Camella screaming) 1127 00:51:14,232 --> 00:51:15,065 (upbeat music) 1128 00:51:15,065 --> 00:51:16,440 - [Announcer] Morgan Fairchild. 1129 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,982 - How could I get in touch with you? 1130 00:51:17,982 --> 00:51:19,810 - I'll be back. 1131 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,060 - I'll be back? 1132 00:51:22,915 --> 00:51:24,619 - [Announcer] Virgin hunters. 1133 00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:27,690 (chilled blues music) 1134 00:51:27,690 --> 00:51:28,523 - You know what? 1135 00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:29,430 I'm getting really tired of this. 1136 00:51:29,430 --> 00:51:30,990 Okay, three times in a row. 1137 00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:32,790 For my birthday, a homemade card. 1138 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:34,860 For a Valentine's Day, a homemade card. 1139 00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:36,423 And now tonight, really? 1140 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:38,700 - Well, I'm studying astronomy 1141 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,680 at the local community college. 1142 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,450 My boyfriend Steve, is a scientist 1143 00:51:42,450 --> 00:51:44,310 and he works in deep space tracking, 1144 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,020 and he gave me this experimental program 1145 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,529 to help me with my studies. 1146 00:51:47,529 --> 00:51:50,478 He's probably getting the same signal right now. 1147 00:51:50,478 --> 00:51:53,228 (liquid pouring) 1148 00:51:56,032 --> 00:51:56,865 - Oh. 1149 00:51:58,143 --> 00:51:59,433 Woo, again. 1150 00:52:05,547 --> 00:52:07,830 (liquid pouring) 1151 00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:10,500 - Look, I said I'm really sorry. 1152 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,828 What else do you want me to say? 1153 00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:13,227 - Sorry? 1154 00:52:13,227 --> 00:52:15,210 I asked for the short shift tonight 1155 00:52:15,210 --> 00:52:17,610 because you were supposed to take me to dinner. 1156 00:52:17,610 --> 00:52:19,577 - [Greg] Something else came up. 1157 00:52:19,577 --> 00:52:21,420 - Something else came up? 1158 00:52:21,420 --> 00:52:24,033 Something else came up, that's the best you can do? 1159 00:52:24,033 --> 00:52:25,620 - It's the truth. 1160 00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,510 - Okay, well, let me tell you something. 1161 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:29,370 As far as I'm concerned when I'm around, 1162 00:52:29,370 --> 00:52:31,290 nothing's gonna be coming up from now on. 1163 00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:32,283 Get my drift? 1164 00:52:42,144 --> 00:52:43,473 - Ouch. 1165 00:52:44,550 --> 00:52:45,707 - You heard? 1166 00:52:45,707 --> 00:52:47,820 - Kind of hard not to. 1167 00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:49,763 Her voice carries. 1168 00:52:49,763 --> 00:52:50,733 - Yeah. 1169 00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:56,160 - Oh, by the way, have you met our new roommate, Lolita? 1170 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,087 - Hey. 1171 00:52:57,087 --> 00:52:59,433 - Well, hello there, Sailor. 1172 00:53:01,842 --> 00:53:05,672 - Hey, Joe, (indistinct) for a second. 1173 00:53:05,672 --> 00:53:08,970 - Hey, do you wanna know a secret? 1174 00:53:08,970 --> 00:53:11,400 - Hey doll, you got a secret? 1175 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,233 - I do. 1176 00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:15,250 I am an alien. 1177 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:17,400 - What, from like Mexico or something? 1178 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,593 - No, silly, from outer space. 1179 00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,848 - Sure, and my grandmother's a yak. 1180 00:53:22,848 --> 00:53:23,763 - She is? 1181 00:53:26,475 --> 00:53:28,500 - I think you've had a little bit too much to drink. 1182 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:30,272 - You don't believe me, do you? 1183 00:53:30,272 --> 00:53:32,064 - No, not really. 1184 00:53:32,064 --> 00:53:33,453 - I'll prove it. 1185 00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:38,587 (ethereal music) 1186 00:53:42,129 --> 00:53:44,010 - (gasping) How did you... 1187 00:53:44,010 --> 00:53:45,540 - [Lolita] It's easy when you can traverse 1188 00:53:45,540 --> 00:53:47,465 fifth dimensional space. 1189 00:53:47,465 --> 00:53:49,289 - Hey, you wanna get outta here? 1190 00:53:49,289 --> 00:53:51,843 - You wanna have sex with me, don't you? 1191 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,260 - Well. 1192 00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:56,093 - Come on. 1193 00:54:00,399 --> 00:54:03,540 (blues music) 1194 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:06,933 - [Announcer] From across a vast sea of stars, 1195 00:54:09,090 --> 00:54:12,930 a voyager has received our signal 1196 00:54:12,930 --> 00:54:17,493 and accepted our invitation to make contact. 1197 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,370 - Then you've come to the right place. 1198 00:54:20,370 --> 00:54:22,110 Just gimme a minute to get things going here. 1199 00:54:22,110 --> 00:54:23,043 Grab a stool. 1200 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,153 - You're new here, aren't you? 1201 00:54:28,153 --> 00:54:29,160 - Very new. 1202 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,060 - I'm Drew. 1203 00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:31,010 - My name's... 1204 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,060 Kara. 1205 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:38,160 - [Announcer] She has come from the cold regions 1206 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,745 of deep space, 1207 00:54:39,745 --> 00:54:44,463 to explore the warmth of our sexual desires. 1208 00:54:48,821 --> 00:54:51,488 (pulsing music) 1209 00:55:06,925 --> 00:55:09,420 - Do you find this book on aliens interesting? 1210 00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:10,590 - I've always had this fantasy 1211 00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:12,090 that I'd be the first one on the planet 1212 00:55:12,090 --> 00:55:14,220 to meet an alien from outer space. 1213 00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:16,316 - If I'm dreaming, don't wake me. 1214 00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:19,733 (ethereal synth pulsing) 1215 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:25,987 (camera shuttering) 1216 00:55:30,688 --> 00:55:32,730 (tense music) 1217 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:35,373 - It's kind of weird, kind of kinky. 1218 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,184 - It's a great experience. 1219 00:55:45,184 --> 00:55:48,351 (electricity buzzing) 1220 00:55:51,330 --> 00:55:53,513 - There's something I would like to share with you. 1221 00:55:57,930 --> 00:56:02,299 Go on, resist some more, I think it's pleasurable. 1222 00:56:02,299 --> 00:56:04,020 (synth swelling) 1223 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:07,053 You said you wanted to meet an alien from outer space. 1224 00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:11,057 - You mean to tell me that you're from... 1225 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:19,503 - [Announcer] Femalien. 1226 00:56:20,939 --> 00:56:22,230 - [Kara] Successful. 1227 00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:24,180 I've taken the shape of the human female 1228 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,340 and I'm calling myself Kara. 1229 00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:29,220 - Kara? - Collector 3879's Earth name. 1230 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,450 - Very nice feeling. 1231 00:56:30,450 --> 00:56:33,600 - We've come to escort collector 3879, back to Alteria. 1232 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:34,620 She's been on this planet 1233 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:36,330 for well over one of its solar years. 1234 00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:37,950 - Terry, it happened, they've arrived. 1235 00:56:37,950 --> 00:56:39,120 - What are you talking about? 1236 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,050 - The visitors from out there. 1237 00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:40,883 Come on. 1238 00:56:40,883 --> 00:56:41,933 - [Sun] Do you know where she is? 1239 00:56:41,933 --> 00:56:43,943 - [Gina] I think I know how to find her. 1240 00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:46,526 (upbeat music) 1241 00:56:48,476 --> 00:56:49,620 - I can track 'em with this. 1242 00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,480 If they've landed, I'll find them. 1243 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:52,980 - I recall from Kara's reports 1244 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:54,360 that extreme amounts of pleasure 1245 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,610 were derived from simply touching each other. 1246 00:56:57,690 --> 00:56:59,100 - Okay, she claims to be an alien 1247 00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,150 and she's running around Venice, 1248 00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:01,950 swapping erotic stories with people. 1249 00:57:01,950 --> 00:57:04,050 - It makes perfect sense, doesn't it? 1250 00:57:04,050 --> 00:57:05,610 She's very evasive. 1251 00:57:05,610 --> 00:57:08,077 She's made quite a name for herself. 1252 00:57:08,077 --> 00:57:11,243 - Look, foreplay. 1253 00:57:11,243 --> 00:57:14,243 (upbeat rock music) 1254 00:57:17,169 --> 00:57:18,393 Doesn't this affect you? 1255 00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:22,250 - I wonder how big it will get. 1256 00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:26,453 - Hey. 1257 00:57:28,050 --> 00:57:29,580 - Kiss each other. 1258 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:32,318 Of all the sensations I found on this planet, 1259 00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:35,220 that simple act seems to be the most rewarding. 1260 00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:37,890 Sometimes you just have to say to hell with orders 1261 00:57:37,890 --> 00:57:38,990 and follow your heart. 1262 00:57:39,869 --> 00:57:43,702 (upbeat rock music continues) 1263 00:57:45,914 --> 00:57:47,914 - I don't wanna go back. 1264 00:57:58,470 --> 00:57:59,692 - These humans, 1265 00:57:59,692 --> 00:58:02,343 they just can't keep their hands off each other. 1266 00:58:08,327 --> 00:58:10,174 (funky music) 1267 00:58:10,174 --> 00:58:11,007 (air swooshing) 1268 00:58:11,007 --> 00:58:12,270 - Welcome to the midday meal. 1269 00:58:12,270 --> 00:58:13,740 Our special today is blue. 1270 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,050 - We were hoping to experience a wide variety 1271 00:58:16,050 --> 00:58:20,250 of taste sensations that humans seem to revel in. 1272 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,267 - You guys aren't been around here, are you? 1273 00:58:22,267 --> 00:58:23,670 - We're from Paris. 1274 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:25,295 - Yes, Paris. 1275 00:58:25,295 --> 00:58:27,240 (down tempo funky music) 1276 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,040 - Insurrection, Madam President, 1277 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,020 an underground rebel group calling itself Carp 1278 00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,359 is gaining popularity amongst the people. 1279 00:58:33,359 --> 00:58:34,192 - Carp? 1280 00:58:34,192 --> 00:58:37,215 - [President's Aide] Citizens against regulated promiscuity. 1281 00:58:37,215 --> 00:58:39,853 - Fellow citizens of planet Earth, 1282 00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:42,593 welcome to the Carp Underground. 1283 00:58:42,593 --> 00:58:44,100 - [President's Aide] They want their insidious message 1284 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,260 to reach as many people as possible 1285 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:49,300 and they will stop at nothing to accomplish this. 1286 00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:51,153 - They want us all to have sex? 1287 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,150 - What we are about to do, we do for you planet Earth. 1288 00:58:57,150 --> 00:59:00,483 (smooth grooving music) 1289 00:59:03,090 --> 00:59:04,350 Our message is getting out. 1290 00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,690 If we can stay two steps ahead 1291 00:59:06,690 --> 00:59:08,670 of the bureau of responsible behavior, 1292 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,140 we can turn things around. 1293 00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:12,060 - We intercept dozens of these transmissions 1294 00:59:12,060 --> 00:59:13,710 on a daily basis. 1295 00:59:13,710 --> 00:59:16,096 - How could they give up all those pleasures? 1296 00:59:16,096 --> 00:59:17,730 - I think they put something in the gruel 1297 00:59:17,730 --> 00:59:19,080 that suppresses desires. 1298 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,520 - We're not allowed to interfere 1299 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,230 with the course of Earth's history. 1300 00:59:22,230 --> 00:59:24,090 But this is definitely wrong. 1301 00:59:24,090 --> 00:59:26,160 - Okay, you guys aren't really from Paris, are you? 1302 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,169 - Actually, we are. 1303 00:59:27,169 --> 00:59:30,120 Paris on another planet in the Alterian system, 1304 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,070 which is just a few galaxies over. 1305 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,300 We come in peace. 1306 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,680 - Oh, that's what they all say. 1307 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:35,513 Blast them. 1308 00:59:35,513 --> 00:59:38,820 - We developed ways to turn what you call passion 1309 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:40,532 into pure energy waves. 1310 00:59:40,532 --> 00:59:42,930 - So if we get passionate... 1311 00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:46,668 - [Alien] There is no limits to what we can accomplish. 1312 00:59:46,668 --> 00:59:47,793 - [Beth] Let's rock. 1313 00:59:50,286 --> 00:59:52,880 - [Narrator] Everything is under control. 1314 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:56,555 And control is everything after all. 1315 00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:57,388 (electronic interference warbling) 1316 00:59:57,388 --> 00:59:59,610 - [Pilot] Easing her in now. 1317 00:59:59,610 --> 01:00:01,410 Maybe you wanna grab onto something. 1318 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,130 My research team has followed me 1319 01:00:04,130 --> 01:00:05,940 to the ends of the charted galaxy 1320 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:07,683 on a quest to kill a God. 1321 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:11,839 (tense ominous music) 1322 01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:17,996 - [Marion] Professor. 1323 01:00:20,070 --> 01:00:21,693 Professor. 1324 01:00:21,693 --> 01:00:24,467 (liquid sloshing) 1325 01:00:24,467 --> 01:00:26,159 (upbeat tense music) 1326 01:00:26,159 --> 01:00:26,992 - I don't know if it's appropriate 1327 01:00:26,992 --> 01:00:30,357 you calling me professor anymore. 1328 01:00:30,357 --> 01:00:33,690 Empress Dara'Tel seems only fitting. 1329 01:00:33,690 --> 01:00:35,973 Yes, she likes that. 1330 01:00:37,330 --> 01:00:41,910 Kneel my subjects, kneel before your empress. 1331 01:00:41,910 --> 01:00:43,563 The pod commands it. 1332 01:00:44,868 --> 01:00:46,942 (electronic device beeping) 1333 01:00:46,942 --> 01:00:49,525 (upbeat music) 1334 01:00:55,908 --> 01:00:56,741 - What? 1335 01:00:56,741 --> 01:00:58,357 No, there must be some mistake. 1336 01:00:58,357 --> 01:01:00,270 - [High Council Member] The Alterian High Council 1337 01:01:00,270 --> 01:01:02,220 is an ageless cosmic tribunal. 1338 01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:04,770 We do not make mistakes. 1339 01:01:04,770 --> 01:01:06,990 - [Gab-E] Do you think we'll find something of interest? 1340 01:01:06,990 --> 01:01:09,187 - Nothing too sexy, or they never would've said to us. 1341 01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:11,400 - [High Council Member] We have the utmost faith in you, 1342 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,375 collector 4878. 1343 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,700 - [Maxy] Primitive. 1344 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,600 - Right? 1345 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,070 A classic. 1346 01:01:17,070 --> 01:01:18,270 I'm here too. 1347 01:01:18,270 --> 01:01:19,200 Let's take it for a spin. 1348 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,379 - Nope. 1349 01:01:20,379 --> 01:01:21,212 No, stop, stop. 1350 01:01:21,212 --> 01:01:22,045 (engine blasting) 1351 01:01:22,045 --> 01:01:24,540 Hey, let's leave that out of the report. 1352 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:25,920 Cool? 1353 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,403 - [Gab-E] Cool as the ice moon on party planet seven. 1354 01:01:29,681 --> 01:01:32,817 - Meet my friends, Maxy and Gab-E. 1355 01:01:32,817 --> 01:01:35,046 When I found them, 1356 01:01:35,046 --> 01:01:37,830 they were naked and shameless. 1357 01:01:37,830 --> 01:01:39,630 - I slept with a man today. 1358 01:01:39,630 --> 01:01:41,937 - How could you Jeetz? 1359 01:01:41,937 --> 01:01:43,290 - Ah, yes. 1360 01:01:43,290 --> 01:01:45,420 Earth's slang for sexual intercourse. 1361 01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:46,800 I prefer porking. 1362 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,985 - You are from the system, aren't you? 1363 01:01:48,985 --> 01:01:51,060 - [Maxy] In a way, yes. 1364 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:53,370 - There's more to these (indistinct) than meets the eye. 1365 01:01:53,370 --> 01:01:56,010 These are ancient beings of great power. 1366 01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:57,600 - [Professor] We are in the layer of an ancient beast 1367 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,240 that has been feeding on people since we've arrived. 1368 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,740 - Pod craves their power, but it fears them as well. 1369 01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:06,892 - Maxy, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1370 01:02:06,892 --> 01:02:09,218 - We share a hive mind. 1371 01:02:09,218 --> 01:02:11,310 (camera shuttering) 1372 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:12,345 So yes. 1373 01:02:12,345 --> 01:02:15,451 (small explosion booming) 1374 01:02:15,451 --> 01:02:19,020 (upbeat jazz music) 1375 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:21,790 - What are you guys? 1376 01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:24,404 (spaceship engine blasting off) 1377 01:02:24,404 --> 01:02:26,362 (upbeat music) 1378 01:02:26,362 --> 01:02:29,029 (water flowing) 1379 01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:37,410 - May I join you? 1380 01:02:37,410 --> 01:02:38,243 - Sure. 1381 01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:44,310 Well, well, 1382 01:02:44,310 --> 01:02:47,253 looks like someone's a bit under the weather this morning. 1383 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:49,980 - For some reason I woke up this morning 1384 01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:52,170 with a terrible headache 1385 01:02:52,170 --> 01:02:54,660 and a dry taste in my mouth. 1386 01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:56,220 - That's called a hangover. 1387 01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:57,970 It happens when you drink too much. 1388 01:02:58,830 --> 01:03:01,140 - It hardly makes it seem worth it. 1389 01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:01,973 - Yep. 1390 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:03,863 - What's wrong? 1391 01:03:04,954 --> 01:03:06,273 - I don't know. 1392 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,050 - [Lolita] Is it Greg? 1393 01:03:10,410 --> 01:03:12,720 - They say that to keep a man happy, 1394 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,910 you have to keep his stomach full and his ball's empty. 1395 01:03:14,910 --> 01:03:17,340 Well, I mean, that's what my grandma used to say. 1396 01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:18,843 But I'm not so sure anymore. 1397 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,754 - Do you think Greg is unhappy? 1398 01:03:21,754 --> 01:03:23,640 - I don't know, he's always making excuses 1399 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:27,420 not to see me, breaking dates, I don't know what to think. 1400 01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:29,100 - [Lolita] You are in love with Greg. 1401 01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:31,683 It doesn't matter how much money he has. 1402 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,230 - I just need someone more responsible. 1403 01:03:34,230 --> 01:03:35,063 You know? 1404 01:03:35,970 --> 01:03:38,580 - [Lolita] You are quite a strong-willed person. 1405 01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:40,320 - I guess so. 1406 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,210 - But you love Greg, right? 1407 01:03:42,210 --> 01:03:44,820 - Sure, but I've gotta think about what's right for me. 1408 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:46,323 - But the sex is great. 1409 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,563 I mean, isn't it? 1410 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:54,123 - Yeah, but there's gotta be something more. 1411 01:03:55,950 --> 01:03:59,283 (spaceship guns firing) 1412 01:04:03,168 --> 01:04:05,280 (dramatic music) 1413 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,170 - Is everything ready as planned? 1414 01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:09,115 - Standing by. 1415 01:04:09,115 --> 01:04:10,860 - [Master] And the princess is here? 1416 01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:12,450 - [Subordinate] She is. 1417 01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:14,370 Our intelligence was correct. 1418 01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:16,110 - [Master] And is she alone? 1419 01:04:16,110 --> 01:04:17,640 - [Subordinate] No, master. 1420 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,013 She has one bodyguard with her. 1421 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:22,200 - [Master] Only one? 1422 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,150 - [Bodyguard] We don't have much time. 1423 01:04:24,150 --> 01:04:26,520 - Do you think this thing will actually fly? 1424 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,096 - There's only one way to find out. 1425 01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:31,590 (spaceship engine whirring) 1426 01:04:31,590 --> 01:04:34,407 Fingers crossed, we've got incoming. 1427 01:04:34,407 --> 01:04:36,810 (spaceship guns firing) 1428 01:04:36,810 --> 01:04:41,163 - Soon, this rotten little asteroid will be all mine. 1429 01:04:42,373 --> 01:04:44,580 - [Bodyguard] We only have one choice. 1430 01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:47,490 We need to jettison ourselves off of this ship 1431 01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:49,068 and take our chances. 1432 01:04:49,068 --> 01:04:50,193 - [Princess] Chances? 1433 01:04:50,193 --> 01:04:51,477 But where? 1434 01:04:51,477 --> 01:04:52,359 - [Bodyguard] There's a planet 1435 01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:55,098 straight ahead. (explosion booming) 1436 01:04:55,098 --> 01:04:57,609 (satellite beeping) 1437 01:04:57,609 --> 01:05:00,109 (tense music) 1438 01:05:06,371 --> 01:05:09,121 (synth swelling) 1439 01:05:10,992 --> 01:05:12,280 (Princess and Bodyguard breathing heavy) 1440 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,073 - Well, that could have been worse. 1441 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:18,270 (upbeat rock music) 1442 01:05:18,270 --> 01:05:20,700 - Lolita, I've been waiting for you all night. 1443 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:21,533 Did you talk to her? 1444 01:05:21,533 --> 01:05:22,366 What'd she say? 1445 01:05:22,366 --> 01:05:23,199 - Slow down. 1446 01:05:23,199 --> 01:05:24,210 I talked to her. 1447 01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:25,080 She does love you. 1448 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,580 - I knew it. 1449 01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:28,847 Did you give her one of those little suggestions? 1450 01:05:28,847 --> 01:05:30,930 - No, I couldn't. 1451 01:05:30,930 --> 01:05:32,414 Her will is too strong. 1452 01:05:32,414 --> 01:05:33,630 - I don't understand. 1453 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,120 - Listen, Greg, it's not about the money. 1454 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:39,810 It's about you being more caring and responsible. 1455 01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:41,160 - Oh, that's just what chicks say 1456 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,010 when they want a guy to unload a bunch of dough on them. 1457 01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:46,610 - I believe that she was sincere. 1458 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:49,210 - Yeah. 1459 01:05:49,210 --> 01:05:51,422 (cash register bell dinging) 1460 01:05:51,422 --> 01:05:53,056 (cash rustling) 1461 01:05:53,056 --> 01:05:54,615 (cash register closing) 1462 01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:59,116 (upbeat rock background music continues) 1463 01:05:59,116 --> 01:06:01,530 Hey, lemme buy you a drink. 1464 01:06:01,530 --> 01:06:03,450 - Oh gosh, I don't know if I should. 1465 01:06:03,450 --> 01:06:06,270 I don't want another one of those horrible hangovers. 1466 01:06:06,270 --> 01:06:07,533 - You'll be fine, trust me. 1467 01:06:07,533 --> 01:06:09,320 Do I ever steer you wrong? 1468 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:10,833 - I guess not. 1469 01:06:16,457 --> 01:06:19,207 (glass clinking) 1470 01:06:20,190 --> 01:06:21,023 - Here. 1471 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,633 Bottoms up. 1472 01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:30,391 - [Lolita] Ooh. 1473 01:06:30,391 --> 01:06:31,440 (Lolita laughing) 1474 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,550 - How you feeling? 1475 01:06:32,550 --> 01:06:34,353 - That'll put some hair on my chest. 1476 01:06:35,287 --> 01:06:36,747 - Attagirl. 1477 01:06:36,747 --> 01:06:38,340 Hey, listen, remember the night 1478 01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:40,320 where you put your hand through the tabletop? 1479 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,153 - Sure. 1480 01:06:41,153 --> 01:06:42,810 Fifth dimensional, stud. 1481 01:06:42,810 --> 01:06:44,130 - Yeah, okay. 1482 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:45,690 Can you do that with anything? 1483 01:06:45,690 --> 01:06:47,190 - Yeah. 1484 01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:50,370 - And whatever you touch becomes immaterial as well? 1485 01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:51,203 - That's right. 1486 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,050 - Well, I don't believe you. 1487 01:06:55,050 --> 01:06:57,540 - Oh, I would not lie. 1488 01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:58,407 - Then prove it. 1489 01:06:58,407 --> 01:06:59,820 See that cash register over there? 1490 01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,953 Go and pull whatever's in there, out. 1491 01:07:02,850 --> 01:07:03,903 - No problem. 1492 01:07:05,746 --> 01:07:10,746 (upbeat rock background music continues) 1493 01:07:10,858 --> 01:07:14,108 (synth music swelling) 1494 01:07:15,533 --> 01:07:18,116 (bell dinging) 1495 01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:22,990 See, I told you. 1496 01:07:22,990 --> 01:07:25,977 - Oh my God, babe, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. 1497 01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:31,383 I gotta go, I'll see you later. 1498 01:07:32,580 --> 01:07:33,453 - Bye. 1499 01:07:37,173 --> 01:07:39,822 (Lolita sighing) 1500 01:07:39,822 --> 01:07:42,572 (glass clinking) 1501 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,943 I'll tell you when, Bub. 1502 01:07:48,133 --> 01:07:50,370 (tense music) 1503 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:52,350 - Once we have signed the treaty with Krella, 1504 01:07:52,350 --> 01:07:54,660 we will finally gain access to their technology 1505 01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:56,700 and be able to stop these terrible storms, 1506 01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:58,923 which are nearly destroying our planet. 1507 01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:02,820 - What do you know about this Empress Krella? 1508 01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,140 Can she be trusted? 1509 01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:05,790 - Let the invasion begin. 1510 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,010 - [Captain] This is Captain (indistinct) of the space fleet. 1511 01:08:08,010 --> 01:08:08,880 We are under attack. 1512 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,980 - It's a delegation of the Vulvian Empire State. 1513 01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:13,440 - [Captain] The Vulvian Empire are the ones attacking. 1514 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,270 - [Vema] I knew they couldn't be trusted. 1515 01:08:15,270 --> 01:08:16,770 - [Princess Farra] What are we to do? 1516 01:08:16,770 --> 01:08:17,603 - [Vema] I must get you to safety 1517 01:08:17,603 --> 01:08:18,803 immediately, your highness. 1518 01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:19,636 - [Princess Farra] But my people. 1519 01:08:19,636 --> 01:08:21,213 - You'll do them no good dead. 1520 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,510 - We were told that she would be here. 1521 01:08:24,510 --> 01:08:25,950 She couldn't have escaped. 1522 01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:27,660 I must have her- (indistinct) 1523 01:08:27,660 --> 01:08:29,930 The moment I saw Princess Farra's beauty, 1524 01:08:29,930 --> 01:08:32,220 I knew that I must have her. 1525 01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,164 I will have her. 1526 01:08:34,164 --> 01:08:37,020 (spaceship guns firing) 1527 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:38,275 - We've got one on our tail. 1528 01:08:38,275 --> 01:08:40,451 - I see it, hold on. 1529 01:08:40,451 --> 01:08:43,784 (spaceship guns firing) 1530 01:08:46,930 --> 01:08:50,377 (ethereal music) 1531 01:08:50,377 --> 01:08:53,044 (air swooshing) 1532 01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:57,603 - Hello, Professor. 1533 01:09:00,507 --> 01:09:03,480 - Are you prepared to deliver your report? 1534 01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,400 - Well, I certainly wanna fill you in 1535 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:07,170 on Earth's social customs 1536 01:09:07,170 --> 01:09:10,440 and this strange thing that they call a hangover. 1537 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:12,060 - Yes, I'm aware. 1538 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:16,230 Young lady, you have a lot of explaining to do. 1539 01:09:16,230 --> 01:09:17,073 Come with me. 1540 01:09:27,053 --> 01:09:31,650 Lolita, I've been monitoring your activities from orbit. 1541 01:09:31,650 --> 01:09:34,721 - Oh, I didn't know that. 1542 01:09:34,721 --> 01:09:36,690 - Obviously. 1543 01:09:36,690 --> 01:09:39,543 Let's review some of your activities, shall we? 1544 01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:44,032 (calm orchestral music) 1545 01:09:44,032 --> 01:09:44,940 - Wow. 1546 01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:48,000 I was just engaging in a typical human social interaction. 1547 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,710 This is what they do. 1548 01:09:49,710 --> 01:09:51,603 - This is not the problem either. 1549 01:09:52,530 --> 01:09:53,760 Look at this. 1550 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,500 - I'm an alien. 1551 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:58,200 - What do you have to say for yourself? 1552 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,869 - Honestly, professor, it was all that jazz and liquor. 1553 01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:04,050 - I see. 1554 01:10:04,050 --> 01:10:05,710 And this? 1555 01:10:05,710 --> 01:10:07,653 What do you have to say about this? 1556 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:13,372 - Gosh, I really don't remember that. 1557 01:10:13,372 --> 01:10:16,740 - You have broken Earth's laws. 1558 01:10:16,740 --> 01:10:19,024 - I'm really sorry, Professor. 1559 01:10:19,024 --> 01:10:23,070 - Sorry just isn't good enough this time, Lolita. 1560 01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:24,914 You've created this problem 1561 01:10:24,914 --> 01:10:27,461 and you're going to fix it. 1562 01:10:27,461 --> 01:10:28,751 - I will. 1563 01:10:28,751 --> 01:10:29,754 Somehow. 1564 01:10:29,754 --> 01:10:30,587 I promise. 1565 01:10:31,925 --> 01:10:33,603 (air swooshing) 1566 01:10:33,603 --> 01:10:34,436 - Whoa. 1567 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:37,380 - Yes, it is I. 1568 01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:39,960 And it's time that you all knew the truth. 1569 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,960 I'm sent here from another planet to study your world. 1570 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:43,793 - What? 1571 01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:49,498 - Don't attempt to deceive me any further, Greg. 1572 01:10:49,498 --> 01:10:51,900 It's time to set things straight. 1573 01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:52,803 To start. 1574 01:10:53,637 --> 01:10:55,063 (electronic device beeping) 1575 01:10:55,063 --> 01:10:55,896 (Sarah gasping) 1576 01:10:55,896 --> 01:10:57,150 - My necklace. 1577 01:10:57,150 --> 01:10:57,983 - Holy. - Whoa. 1578 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,215 - I'm sorry, Sarah. 1579 01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:02,790 That necklace was bought with money 1580 01:11:02,790 --> 01:11:06,090 that I stole from the bar, thanks to Greg. 1581 01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:06,923 - Greg. 1582 01:11:06,923 --> 01:11:08,190 - Guys, geez. 1583 01:11:08,190 --> 01:11:09,030 Come on. 1584 01:11:09,030 --> 01:11:12,780 - I've returned the necklace and the money back to the pub 1585 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:15,630 and I'm still not sure what I'm going to do with you yet. 1586 01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:20,847 - Well, I mean, gosh, you should probably... 1587 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:24,090 - I can't believe this. 1588 01:11:24,090 --> 01:11:25,290 Greg. 1589 01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:27,150 - Are you really an alien? 1590 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,410 - Yes, I am. 1591 01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:30,540 But I'm afraid I must be leaving you all soon. 1592 01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:32,517 My time here is nearly up. 1593 01:11:32,517 --> 01:11:34,359 We'll really miss you. 1594 01:11:34,359 --> 01:11:36,662 - And I'll miss you guys too. 1595 01:11:36,662 --> 01:11:39,534 You've taught me much that I'll take with me. 1596 01:11:39,534 --> 01:11:42,870 From you, Joe and Brandy, 1597 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:45,420 I've learned to always follow your heart, 1598 01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:47,020 no matter where that might lead. 1599 01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:51,285 And from you, Sarah, 1600 01:11:51,285 --> 01:11:55,039 I've learned to be strong and self-assured. 1601 01:11:55,039 --> 01:11:56,858 I'm sorry about Greg. 1602 01:11:56,858 --> 01:11:59,100 I wish there was something that I could do for you. 1603 01:11:59,100 --> 01:11:59,933 - Hmm. 1604 01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:05,366 Well maybe there's something I could do for you. 1605 01:12:05,366 --> 01:12:06,990 - [Lolita] What do you mean? 1606 01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:09,420 - Well, surely your study of human sexuality 1607 01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:13,110 can't be complete without studying all aspects of it, 1608 01:12:13,110 --> 01:12:13,943 right? 1609 01:12:15,322 --> 01:12:17,430 (smooth piano music) 1610 01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:18,263 - With your consent, 1611 01:12:18,263 --> 01:12:19,680 the three of you are about to participate 1612 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:24,060 in an exchange program unlike any in the history of mankind. 1613 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:28,063 18 months ago, we made contact with Alien beings from Venus. 1614 01:12:28,063 --> 01:12:30,060 With their able assistance, 1615 01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:32,850 we've constructed a mind transfer device. 1616 01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:36,596 The counterpart of which is located on their world. 1617 01:12:36,596 --> 01:12:41,596 And we'd like you three girls to be their hosts. 1618 01:12:41,910 --> 01:12:44,325 We're talking about the transfer of consciousness. 1619 01:12:44,325 --> 01:12:45,158 (upbeat music) 1620 01:12:45,158 --> 01:12:47,370 Venusian minds inhabiting your bodies, 1621 01:12:47,370 --> 01:12:48,870 but only for one week. 1622 01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:50,880 After that, you'll reintegrate with your bodies 1623 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,290 and be free to go about your lives 1624 01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:54,660 with all charges against you dismissed. 1625 01:12:54,660 --> 01:12:56,310 - What makes us so special? 1626 01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:59,187 I mean, there's no way we're the most qualified candidates. 1627 01:12:59,187 --> 01:13:00,750 I'm a hooker. 1628 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:02,040 - Drug runner. 1629 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,634 - Jay Walker. 1630 01:13:03,634 --> 01:13:07,260 Well, I was in a rush to get across the street 1631 01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:09,150 from the liquor store I just robbed. 1632 01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:10,502 - [Hooker] There you go. 1633 01:13:10,502 --> 01:13:12,210 So why us? 1634 01:13:12,210 --> 01:13:14,393 - It was at the special request of Venusians. 1635 01:13:14,393 --> 01:13:16,650 You are all very attractive women. 1636 01:13:16,650 --> 01:13:19,979 - As scary as it all sounds, they are scientists. 1637 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,494 - What does that have to do with anything? 1638 01:13:21,494 --> 01:13:22,827 - What are you? 1639 01:13:22,827 --> 01:13:24,640 Republican? 1640 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,360 - [Hooker] Look, all I'm saying is it sounds a little too 1641 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,597 Abbott and Costello meets Frankenstein. 1642 01:13:29,597 --> 01:13:32,430 - I was thinking freaky Friday. 1643 01:13:32,430 --> 01:13:34,080 - [Hooker] There's no accounting for taste. 1644 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:35,424 - Mind transfer, 1645 01:13:35,424 --> 01:13:37,344 in 3, 1646 01:13:37,344 --> 01:13:38,193 2, 1647 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:39,893 1. 1648 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,227 Now. 1649 01:13:41,227 --> 01:13:44,060 (device whirring) 1650 01:13:45,639 --> 01:13:48,389 (ethereal music)